Now Magazine, Spring 1998
by Steven Davey
Handy Bike-Courier Answers to Stupid Questions
Bike couriers get asked many things - usually directions. But some questionshave no polite answer. Here are some responses to some of the more ridiculouslyobvious brain-teasers.
"Are you a courier?" No, I'm Madonna's personal trainer.
"Is it raining?" No, I took the sewer system to gethere.
"I wouldn't want your job on a day like today." AndI would never do your job on any day, no matter what the weather.
Hey - just sign the damned waybill!!
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